As part of a new series, I want to revisit some old reviews from years ago. This comes from 2010, when Paradise Kava was emerging on to the market for their all-to-brief reign. They had the best Kava I’ve ever had. Here’s a review to reminisce, however sadly, about this King that walked away all too soon:
There doesn’t seem to be any record for these kinds of things, but I’m quite sure that 2010 has probably been the best year for Kava yet. About five years ago, it was incredibly hard to find good, readily available Kava online. Now it seems like new vendors are opening every day, and that new, fresher Kava powders are been delivered to our door steps. Paradise Kava is one of the best new vendors I have tried, and even though I’ve only had their Southern Fiji Premium Kava and this Hawaiian Awa, I am thrilled to see what they come up with next. According to their website, they will be selling frozen, FedExed fresh Kava juice very soon. That will be a day for the history books.
Now, onto this 100% Hawaiian Awa. It’s another record-setter in my book, and though I’m incredibly high on it right now, I’ll do my best to type out an objective review. According to the Paradise Kava website, this is a blend of Hiwa, Mahakea, and Mo’i varieties (all familiar to those of us who have been ordering from Hawaiian Kava Center) that is sold as an extra fine ground dry root powder. I was fortunate enough to get a bag of this before the website even opened, and I was stunned by its taste, effects, and sheer beauty. Here are a few pictures of the ground powder and the resulting grog:
One thing that stands out about this blend is its anesthetic effect. As an almost nightly Kava drinker, I was surprised at how potently and thoroughly this stuff numbed up my tongue, throat, and jaw. I half expected a dentist to come charging through the back door with a drill and a collapsible chair. It is really quite something, and I haven’t had such a strong reaction in that sense since I first drank Nakamal at Home’s “Wow” Kava last year.
The taste of this Kava is incredibly mild. Let me walk through it. When you first touch your lips to the Kava, it has a bitter, nutty taste that is full and creamy like the very color of the brew. It then proceeds into a kind of peppery taste not unlike Nakamal at Home’s Stone, but a bit longer lasting, more substantial, and thicker. I strained with a traditional Fijian strainer, so I didn’t get any grit – but it still felt heavy and rooty and viney. That peppery flavor kind of naturally switches on the anesthetic response and soon it is impossible to discern the numbness from the flavor. It is like a blend of physical reaction and spicy flavor. Again, I’m krunked while writing this and obviously continuing to drink Kava. Heaven help the Kavasseur.
As for the effects, this might be the most agreeable Kava I have tried. As if I already didn’t think my ranking, or grading, system wasn’t good enough – now I have tried this. Mentally, it is abnormally relaxing. I got home from work around 4:00 and it is now 5:00, and just about 90 minutes ago I was driving home on the freeway getting cut off by people in cars much shinier than mine. Their faces like intent manipulative lizards, those careeners and dodgers are the very bane of modern life. Roads become stress tests and it seems all the annoying comments of the day are dealt with on these concrete arteries. Not mine, of course. I drive slowly and intently like a stream of thick Kava pouring from a shell. No reason to make the hectic hecticer. Let that stress roll off your back when you get home and down a couple shells – let it drift away and never come back. Yes, this Kava is the antidote. This Awa. This Hawaiian Awa. Drain a couple shells and it all falls behind you like a sickly murky dream. As the daylight sets and the Kava seeps into your blood, so does your heart slow down and your eyes grow heavy and kind. Your muscles fill with warmth and your skin tingles. A blanket and some jazz on the couch? Why not? This Kava delivers mentally and physically, and feels crushingly strong. It’s one of those grogs where you’ve downed three shells and then thought to yourself: “Was that too much?” I feel like articulating words and feeling out the contours of their sounds. I’m absolutely krunked.
So yeah, that’s Paradise Kava’s “100% Hawaiian Awa” for you. A new reigning champion. Sorry if that got a little too descriptive, but that’s how my experience this dusk has been. Krunk on…
Flavor – 9.5/10
Effect (Mind) – 10/10
Effect (Body) – 10/10
Paradise Kava’s 100% Hawaiian Awa – 9.83/10